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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Sad patrol

    Artist: Metallica
    Song: Sad But True
    Real Lyric: Sad but true

    The story:

    My little sister loved the Black Album. One day she told me: "I wanna hear Sad Patrol". I asked her what do you mean? She said: "You know; the one that goes 'You know it's Sad Patrol!'". I was rolling on the ground laughing!

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    I thought it was Sad Patrol too! But that's not the funny part... Once when I worked at an auto parts store, this song came on the radio and I said to my boss "Hey you know I thought this song said sad patrol, haha, I'm so dumb" and she looked at me and paused and said "you mean that's not what they're saying????" hahaahahahahaha

    raddnesskatt Dec 17, 2011 1:16 am

    I'll admit, I misheard this lyric too.

    alikat Oct 23, 2010 5:02 pm