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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Run with garlic...

    Artist: Clash
    Real Lyric: Lodon calling...

    The story:

    The music and chorus is being used in a recent Jaguar commercial. The tune was familiar but I could not remember anything about the song. I was sure the lyrics were not what I was hearing. I asked my wife and she heard the same thing I was hearing. No one we asked could tell us what the real words were. Finally, just moments ago, I read a newsgroup post in which someone points out how inappropriate this song is for commercial purposes and lists the full lyrics. Not very embarassing since I read it in private. Of course, now I am sharing it with anyone who may read this. Still do not feel embarassed.
    Stupid commercial.
    Catchy tune. though.

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