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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.
    Merrily, merrily, merrily, life goes down the drain.

    Artist: Traditional
    Real Lyric: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.Merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.



    The story:

    My 2-year-old son, Christian, was recently playing in the bathtub with his boats while cheerfully singing this version of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat". I've checked with the other adults and older kids that he's around, and nobody had taught him this version -- so I think he came up with this existentialist take on the nursery rhyme all by himself. I'm so amused that I have no intention of correcting his version any time soon.

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