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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    round John Virgin

    Artist: Bing Crosby
    Song: Silent Night
    Real Lyric: round yon virgin mother and child

    The story:

    An acquaintance told this story: his little boy came home from preschool in December with a picture of the holy family. Dad looked at the picture and said "I see Mary, and Joseph, and the baby in the cradle. But who is this very fat person standing off to one side?" And the little boy said, "Oh--that's Round John Virgin!"

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