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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Rosemary combed her hair and took a cabbage into town

    Artist: Bob Dylan
    Real Lyric: Rosemary combed her hair and took a carriage into town

    The story:

    I was listening to a CD of Blood on the Tracks a couple of years ago when it dawned on me that no one would take a cabbage into town. Fortunately, I had not sung along with this song in front of anyone - only in the shower. So I was the only one who knew what an idiot I was. Maybe my husband knew, but he never said anything.

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