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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Renew the Nacho Sale

    Artist: Police
    Real Lyric: Rehumanize Yourself

    The story:

    I got a cassette tape of the Police album, Ghost in the Machine, and my 8-year-old son thought the lyric to "Rehumanize Yourself" was "Renew the Nacho Sale". Now every time I hear the song on the radio, I'm astounded by how much the hook really sounds like, "Renew the Nacho Sale". If I ever have the opportunity to meet Sting, I'll definitely share this story with him.

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