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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Remember what the doorman said, keep your head"

    Song: White Rabbit
    Real Lyric: "Remember what the dormouse said, feed your head"

    The story:

    I only just found out. I'm convinced my version
    makes more sense.
    See, I though the 'keep your head' thing was a
    very clever thing with two meanings, like 'keep
    your temper' (as people were always saying to
    Alice) and also a reference to the whole 'off with
    her head' business.

    Now I'm just confused about when the dormouse said
    'feed your head' and what that's supposed to mean.

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