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    "Relieve a woman"

    Artist: ELO
    Song: Evil Woman
    Real Lyric: "Evil woman"



    The story:

    Actually, it was my husband who coined this treasure. I had always been an ELO fan since the 1970's and bought a "Greatest Hits" CD about 3 years ago. We were driving in the car and singing along when he belted out this beauty. I stopped singing and asked him if he had actually said "relieve a woman" and he said, "That's the name of the song, isn't it?" I thought I was going to die, I was laughing so hard! Knowing him, his version is chauvinistically appropriate.

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