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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Rebel Rebel put on your dress

    Artist: David Bowie
    Song: Rebel, Rebel
    Real Lyric: Rebel Rebel you’ve torn your dress

    The story:

    Not really embarrassing at all.
    I was doing research for a Wireless Essay .
    Even I have found myself guilty of being a bit mondegreenish about the gills. David Bowie’s Rebel Rebel contains the line “Rebel Rebel you’ve torn your dress” which until I started research for this essay I firmly believed was “Rebel Rebel put on your dress”: and you know my version makes a lot more sense than the official one since earlier in that song it is claimed that she, the rebel, has her mother in a whirl not sure if she’s a boy or a girl, and if at that moment she’s actually wearing a dress then someone in that family has more problems to deal with than mere teenage rebellion.

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