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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Put on your green light
    We're in the city of wonder
    Ain't gonna play nice
    Muchacho might just fall under
    Better think twice
    Your trained to follow Bea Arthur
    So if you must falter be wise
    Send your mind to disturbia

    Artist: Rihanna
    Song: Disturbia
    Real Lyric: Throw on your break lights We're in the city of wonder Ain't gonna play nice Watch out, you might just go under Better think twice Your train of thought will be altered So if you must falter be wise Your mind is in disturbia

    The story:

    I knew I had to be wrong when I kept hearing "Bea Arthur".
    I thought it was really odd that someone would be trained to follow
    the extremely archaic star of the 80's sitcom "The Golden Girls".
    So I looked up the lyrics.... and once I again.... IM WRONG!

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