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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Put on a poncho, played in my speedos

    Artist: Sheryl Crow
    Real Lyric: Put on a poncho, played for mosquitos



    The story:

    When I first heard this song more than 10 years ago, I had no doubt that, 'played in my speedos' was what she was singing.

    A broken stream of consciousness in a song wasn't too uncommon during the 90's so it didn't stand out to me. I also figured it was part of trying to reinforce her position as a sex symbol (not that she needed much help!)

    Just last fall, in 2007, I was driving to a meeting, and for some reason could decipher the words she was singing as I had been unable to do before. Thankfully, no one was in the car with me to witness the light bulb go off above my head!

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