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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Put it in your panties with your car keys

    Real Lyric: Put it in your pantry with the cupcakes

    The story:

    Well, I had thought it was the said lyrics for a
    while. I really liked to song, and I was
    humming it to my friend Fishey, and then as I
    hummed that lyric, she was like, "o_O Sure. I
    hide looootsa stuff there." This made me
    doubt whether those were the right lyrics. So I
    went to, and it turns out it was
    pantry and cupcakes, not panties and car keys!
    So I told Fishey, and she started cracking up.
    Now that's her away message!

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