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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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Song: The Prisoner

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Artist: Pearl Jam

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Put away the crack before the crack puts you away. You gotta be there when your baby's old enough to get laid.

Artist: Smash Mouth

Song: Walkin' On The Sun

Real Lyric: Put away the crack before the crack puts you away. You gotta be there when your baby's old enough to relate.

The story:

My sister and I were listening to the song, and I said "your baby's old enough to get laid." She laughed at me and told me the right lyrics. I thought they didn't make sense.

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Anonymous

Submitted on

9/30/2002 1:46 pm

Age it happened

37

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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