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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Promise me, promise me, I'm never gonna find your

    Artist: Avril Lavigne
    Song: Complicated
    Real Lyric: Promise me, promise me, I'm never gonna find you faking

    The story:

    Actually, my friend made this up. I was going garage
    sailing with her and her mom and this song had just
    come out, and was on the radio, and we were singing
    along to it loudly when she belts this out (out of tune, no
    less), and we both cracked up! She got all flustered
    and insisted it was bacon, but honestly. Why is Avril
    Lavigne going to be singing about bacon?! I personally
    think she knew she was wrong the moment we started
    laughing, but I think she just didn't want to admit being

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