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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Pretty mama come and take it by the hand,
    (background singers) I want a Hand Job.

    Artist: Doobie Brothers
    Song: Black Water
    Real Lyric: Pretty mama come and take me by the hand



    The story:

    In 1976 I was sitting in a Pizza Hut with some Air Force buddys. At the appropriate moment in the song, "Black Water", my buddy sings out at the top of his lungs, "Take it by the hand pretty Mama", "I Want a Hand Job". It's over 30 years since, but I still hear HIS lyrics everytime I hear that song.

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