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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Possums in a daze


    Possums in a ditch

    Artist: Muse
    Song: Feeling Good
    Real Lyric: Blossoms in the trees

    The story:

    Both my daughter and I had issues with this line. We would both (mis)sing it at the top of our lungs whenever the song came on. The worst part was, I would frequently correct her -- "It's in a daze, not in ditch!" -- so I was pretty red-faced when I finally looked the lyrics up only to find out how wrong I was, as well!

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