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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Positive and negative can only attract
    And I called him a jerk
    And I'm helpless

    Artist: Little Boots
    Song: Catch 22
    Real Lyric: Positive and negative can only attractAnd I'm caught in a trapAnd I'm helpless

    The story:

    Well this is a relatively new song but I did take about a few months to realize. I was singing it loud when a friend who hasn't even heard this song before mentioned how it seemed unlikely that's the actual lyrics. I bet with him he was wrong and ended up losing so I had to relate my stupidity to a few other friends.

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