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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Pleased to eat you hope you get my soul
    cause i trusted you made sure you call my cell

    Artist: Rolling Stones
    Real Lyric: Please allow me to introduce myselfIím a man of wealth and tasteIíve been around for a long, long year

    The story:

    thats what i always thought he was singing..
    i even went to the rolling stones concert and thats what i sang..
    my friends were over and i was listening to it and then i started singing and my friend was just like "and YOU went to the concert and sang the wrong lyrics?"
    i was like "ohhh mannn"

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