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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Please don't leave, stay in bed
    'Cause my body is dead

    Artist: Maroon 5
    Real Lyric: Please don't leave, stay in bedTouch my body instead

    The story:

    I didn't even suspect I was wrong until I looked up the lyrics online when recommending the song to a friend. I thought it was a metaphor, y'know, the singer's body being "dead" without her to love it? Whoops.

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    OMG, I always thought that is what it said!

    Anberlin_Rocks Oct 07, 2010 11:43 am