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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Play upon her dogged spheres

    Artist: Wang Chung
    Real Lyric: Play upon her darkest fears



    The story:

    I misheard much of this song as a youngster, apparently. I
    think I wanted it to be much darker, "cool on Christ"... That line
    about the sapphires that I thought had the word "suck" in
    it..And especially this, which conjured an image of someone
    playing with dogged spheres, aka well-wornout boobies. Have
    to give myself points for youthful creativity though.

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