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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Peanut, peanut
    Peanut, peanut
    No one wanna really eat it

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Song: Beat It
    Real Lyric: Beat it, beat itBeat it, beat itNo one wanna be defeated

    The story:

    I usually sing in the car that carry me back home. I still have my walkman in my ears and when that song was playing, i sang all that stuff... until my friend said me "Watch up all these people, they're looking you wierdly."
    "Oh... But why ?"
    "Maybe because you sing the wrong lyrics ?!..."
    "Come on, I'm sure of what i..."
    "Surely not !"

    And after 3 minutes of explainations and 5 minutes of a big shame, I've prefered laugh of it, but this story still follows me.

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