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    Peace on earth and mercy mildGoddamn sinners reconciled

    Artist: Hymns
    Real Lyric: Peace on earth and mercy mildGod and sinners reconciled


    The story:

    When my mom told me why the preacher was laughing so hard at my solo in the Christmas program.

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    I'm glad to hear the preacher had a sense of humor about it!

    irishwhistle Jun 03, 2012 3:11 am

    wow! funny, but where did your mind come up with those lyrics?

    drutribe Feb 09, 2012 12:32 am


    kimbers615 Oct 17, 2011 10:33 pm

    Oh, no, oh, no, oh my gosh, that's TERRIBLE, but I can't stop laughing!

    Vueiy_Visarelli Aug 17, 2011 8:33 pm


    DXMarx Aug 05, 2011 12:51 pm

    That is just too funny I got tears.

    dstapp Dec 08, 2009 5:18 am


    starlight Aug 22, 2009 9:48 am

    We actually had a kid sing this in church once. Our preacher fell out of the chair. It was great.

    JMonkey Apr 20, 2009 11:24 am


    tremblingaspen Jan 10, 2009 6:03 pm