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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    p-p-p poker face, f-f-f**ker face

    Artist: Lady Gaga
    Song: Poker Face
    Real Lyric: p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

    The story:

    singing the song very loudly in the hair salon where i work, accompanied by a special little dance... someone fell off their chair and started crying with laughter.
    there is also another version which one of my workmates 'created', p-p-p-pufferfish...

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    Lady Gaga is well known for singing stuff naughtier then the liner notes say. If you think she's saying the f-word, it's because she actually is. It's as misheard as "gimme gimme gimme fried chicken!" is (not at all).

    zaphod7 Mar 09, 2015 7:38 am