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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    'ow's about a date?

    Artist: Billy Idol
    Real Lyric: Eyes without a face ...


    The story:

    My friend Therese heard it this way. She figured he was singing with a cockney accent and dropping the "h." She had a crush on Billy and must've fantasized about how she would feel if Billy were asking her out on a date, so it wasn't so much embarrassing learning the real lyrics as disappointing. The real lyrics didn't really speak to her in the same way.

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    I was 12 at the time, and remember thinking "Boy, this guy isn't gonna be getting any dates if he keeps sneering like that in this video!"

    danaboylaski May 28, 2010 10:20 am