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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Our only goal will be a wasted show

    Artist: Led Zeppelin
    Real Lyric: Our only goal will be the western shore

    The story:

    I sung this once when I was with my friend. She gave me a very funny look and said "what the hell has that got to do with vikings?" I just said that it was coz they (the band, not the vikings) were wasted all the time. She did believe me when I told her but when I checked later I realised I was wrong! I never told my friend though so she still sings it the wrong way

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