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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Our old friend Phil and you and me.

    Artist: Bush
    Song: Glycerine
    Real Lyric: Our old friend fear and you and me.

    The story:

    I have been a fan of the band for years, and this was always one of my favorites. My CD was stolen a few years ago, and I obtained a new copy about a year and a half ago. I listened to this song and just cracked up laughing when I misheard this one. I couldn't think of the real words for the life of me. I finally looked them up in the CD booklet.

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