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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Our love, Our love is all we gots, honey

    Artist: Wilco
    Song: Jesus, Etc.
    Real Lyric: Our love, Our love is all of God's money

    The story:

    I went to see Norah Jones at the Chicago Theatre, I think it was in
    2011. She introduced her cover version of the Wilco song "Jesus,
    Etc." by telling the audience a story about one of her concerts. She
    said Wilco came to her show, and they heard her sing, and they
    came backstage afterwards. They said, "We liked what you did with
    the lyrics to Jesus, Etc.." And she said, "What do you mean?" And
    they said, "We liked the way you changed it to 'Our love is all we
    gots, honey.' " And she said "Changed it? Whaaaat?" because she
    thought those were the real lyrics.

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