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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    oprah, get away, away from me

    Song: Superman
    Real Lyric: up, up, and away, away from me

    The story:

    Firstly, this was many moons ago and I was a young boy. I had an older brother who I thought was the wickedest, he was SUPER cool. His room was off limits to me and I had to sit with my ear against his door to listen to the music coming from behind the door of the "ultimate cool guy". So there he was, blasting "Inject the Venom" by AC/DC and I was listening, loving, and banging my 9 year old head to the song. So he opens the door as I have a banana in my hand, screaming into it "Who is the Phantom!" and repeating it like crazy. He instantly called me a retarded fag and gave me a typical "16 year old brother on his little 9 year old brother beating" just for disgracing an AC/DC song. I'm 28 now and he still writes it in my birthday cards and Christmas cards, OR even out of the blue, he'll call me and ask "Who is the Phantom?". I hate that f**king song so much now its not even funny.

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