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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Open up to me
    And I can do your girlfriends

    Artist: Rob Thomas
    Real Lyric: Open up to meLike you do your girlfriends

    The story:

    While listening to this song on the radio I commented to my husband that it didn't make sense that he (the singer) would want to "do" his girlfriend's (girl)friends when he was worried about his girlfriend breaking his heart. My husband then dryly said "He doesn't want to "do" her (girl)friends - he's saying "like you do your girlfriends". Oh, well - we had a really good laugh about it!

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