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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Ooh boy do you miss me like a hole in the head,
    Because I do boy,
    Public schoolboy?

    Artist: Sugababes
    Real Lyric: Ooh boy do you miss me like a hole in the head,Because I do boy,And it's cool boy?

    The story:

    Being a public schoolboy (i.e. one educated at a
    public school, which is categorically not a
    scummy chavvy state school), and with all the
    problems that single sex education entails (I
    never spoke to a girl until I got to
    university!), I feel they are speaking to me on a
    personal level.

    I feel I am such a fool boy, for mishearing

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