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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Only you can set me free
    'Cos I'm guilty
    Guilty as a cocoa bean

    Artist: Bananarama
    Real Lyric: Only you can set me free'Cos I'm guiltyGuilty as a girl can be

    The story:

    I had believed these were the words for about 8 years and finally, me and my sister were having a nice deep and meaningful conversation about songs and I started in on "How did Banarama use the metaphor of cocoa beans in their song?" Well, my sister looked at me as if I was absolutely loony and I was set straight.

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