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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    One way ticket, one way ticket to the moon

    Artist: Era
    Real Lyric: One way ticket, one way ticket to the blues

    The story:

    Luckily, I never had to admit to anyone in public that I had misheard these lyrics. I did, however, search for the song online with the misheard lyrics and found it promptly. When I read "One Way Ticket to the Blues", I thought: "Oh, so there's another version of this song?!" How wrong I was...
    Still, I have to say I like the "spacey" Sci-Fi sound of a song that's about a journey to the moon, even when you're never coming back.

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