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    One ton tomato, I ate a one ton tomato.

    [James McIntyre says: Michael Nesmith (of the Monkees) had a television show on ABC that ran for six episodes in the late 70's or early 80's called "Elephant Parts". The entire song was parodied, with the

    Artist: Traditional
    Song: Guantanamera
    Real Lyric: Guantanamera, guajira guantanamera

    The story:

    This was the way my high school art teacher sang it. We never told him it was wrong. (He actually looked like he had eaten a one ton tomato)

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    4/23/1998 12:00 am

    Age it happened

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    Better than original?

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    Convinced others you were right?

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    Was partying involved?

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    Better than "One ton of metal, I'm heavin' one ton of metal...." that's given elsewhere.

    Robert Nov 27, 2012 10:04 am