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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    One of these days i'm gonna dance with the evil beast

    Artist: Pink Floyd
    Song: One Of These Days
    Real Lyric: one of these days i'm gonna cut you into little pieces

    The story:

    After arguing with my girl-friend and my best mate for thirty minutes while playing the piece over and over again he eventually produced the CD inlay from behind the couch, turned out he was right. I had her convinced though.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    8/5/2004 8:00 am

    Age it happened

    19

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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