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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    One of these days I'm going to dance with the king of Sweden

    Artist: Pink Floyd
    Real Lyric: One of these days I'm going to cut you into little peices

    The story:

    Bong in hand, One of these days came on a playlist as my roommte and I sat in the living room relaxing.
    At the song's zenith I shouted, ' of these days i'm going to cut you into little peices!'. My dumbass roommate says, 'What? Its 'one of these days I'm going to dance with the king of sweden'.
    My brain started to bleed. I stood stunned, like bambi that just watched his mother shot down. I felt a little more retarded than moments earlier (maybe it was the pot). My roommate is a jam band master, tallent guitarist, all around audiophile, and here he was creating the stupidest line I've ever heard. My brain still struggled to wrap itself around what I expected a shortbus kid to say, not my bro. He swore the lyrics were printed in the CD leaflet that could be found in his car. Comming back with book in hand he found these lyrics were the only ones NOT printed in the book. After looking up the lyrics on several sites (including this one) he still does not belive me.
    In short, Dan Diliberti is a flaming homosexual.

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