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    One of these days I'm going to dance with the king of Sweden

    Artist: Pink Floyd
    Real Lyric: One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces



    The story:

    I seriously thought that's what the lyric was. I read it on a website of Pink Floyd lyrics so I assumed it was correct and I sung it like that for a looooong time. If you're convinced it sounds like he's saying "dance with the king of Sweden," it really DOES sound like it, because the voice is so distorted. Until I saw the original title of the song (fittingly "One of These Days I'm Going to Cut You Into Little Pieces") on the Floyd concert flick Live at Pompeii, I had no idea I was wrong.

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