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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    One of these days
    I'm going to dance with the evil priests.

    Artist: Pink Floyd
    Real Lyric: One of these daysI'm going to cut you into little pieces.

    The story:

    When I was 19 my friends and I would listen to the lyric of this song over and over, and we're still convinced that whichever version of the words you have in mind when the lyric comes along is what it sounds like he is saying. Very, very weird...and quite cool. It can sound like either one, even after you know the real words. We ever made up a game based on this song that we used to play when the whole group of us would go camping in the woods and get drunk together. It was kinda like tag, except the person who was IT was the Evil Priest coming to get you and make you dance. It was hilarious and loads of fun Well...maybe you had to be there.....and drunk.....okay, very drunk. Look....we lived in a small town in New Mexico with very little to do. So, just take my was hilarious.

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