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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    One of these days
    I'm going to dance with a real queen

    Artist: Pink Floyd
    Real Lyric: One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces

    The story:

    I went to see the film "Pink Floyd Live at Pompeii" and at the beginning of the song in the film the words appear on the screen in large block letters on black background. I thought, "Now why would they put THAT on the screen, when that's not what they say in the song?" Then a little voice inside my head said, "Because you're an idiot, ol' buddy. That IS what they say in the song." I have since murdered the little voice. S**t, did I say that out loud? "Yes." What! Why you little b*****d, I killed you once, I can kill you again. Come here where I can reach you! "I don't think so, ol' buddy!"

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    I thought it was, "one of these days...I'm gonna dance with Toshiba!...she's the (obscured)"

    kdkang Dec 20, 2011 8:33 pm