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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    One of these days I'm going dance with your little fishies

    Artist: Pink Floyd
    Real Lyric: One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces



    The story:

    As a teenager, I'd been heavy into classic rock. My freshman year of college I brought out my 300 album record collection to the west coast, and my friends dug deep into my collection. We listened to this song over and over, debating the actual lyrics. I'd won over some support including some who could hear it both ways, like it was an Escher painting.

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