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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    One matador
    Big Sony flag
    Brothers hiding in the Cuban hills

    Artist: Billy Joel
    Real Lyric: We wore old matador bootsOnly Flagg Brothers had them with a Cuban heel

    The story:

    I was in a poetry class in grade nine and my assignment was to (a) choose a song and bring it in, (b) play it in front of the class, and (c) discuss the lyrics, which were distributed to each student. I taped "Keeping The Faith" from the radio and tried to work out the lyrics, obviously with a few errors, though no-one in the class blinked an eye during the presentation. I just explained those lines by saying that I didnít know what they meant. I didn't think much about it until I bought the CD "An Innocent Man" many years later. After I read the accompanying lyrics I realized how wrong I had been and, to tell the truth, the thought still makes me cringe with embarrassment after all these years.

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