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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    One kill makes you larger
    And one kill makes you small

    Song: White Rabbit
    Real Lyric: One pill makes you largerAnd one pill makes you small

    The story:

    I was writing an e-mail about references to Alice in Wonderland in
    songs and films and checked to make sure I had some other lines
    of the song right. First, I though the lyrics site must be wrong -- it
    makes so much more sense with pills, including the line that the
    ones mother gives you don't do anything! But then I asked a couple
    of people and they just stared at me like I had gone mad. One even
    snickered. I've been singing it under the shower for years. Sigh. [Editors note: Someone convinced this member that "One kill makes you larger" were the real lyrics instead of "One pill...". Turns out, you were right all along!]

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