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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    one day we'll call on Nurstand.

    Artist: Dan Fogelberg
    Real Lyric: one day we'll all understand.



    The story:

    After all of these years Souvenirs has been one of my favorite albums, but I never owned it. I was 18 when the song first came out. For the life of me I could not figure out who this guy Nurstand was. I suspected that something was wrong, but try as might I could not hear the song any differently. Finally when I was 45 years old I purchased it I looked up the lyrics that came along with the CD and finally there was the answer that to the question that had haunted me for all of those years. 28 years to be exact.

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