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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Once upon a time, you dressed so fine. Did the "Funky Time" in your prime. Didn't you?

    Artist: Bob Dylan
    Real Lyric: Once upon a time you dressed so fine.You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you?

    The story:

    After 30 years of being a HUGE Bob Dylan fan, I read the real lyrics on this web site. Luckily, no one knows, and no one will EVER know.

    Funky TOWN was a big song when I was in my teens, in the 70's, which is the same time I started to listen to Dylan. But I thought the song was Funky TIME. And I thought Dylan was referring to people who used to go to discos before they hit the skids. (And yes, I am embarassed to admit this.)

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