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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Once, twice, three times a day dear.

    Artist: Lionel Richie
    Real Lyric: Once, twice, three times a lady.

    The story:

    I discovered I was wrong when after it first came out & I heard it on the radio at work & loved it straight away & when I met my then boyfriend & started singing it straight away & he fell over laughing & then he decided to request it in the disco in the hotel we worked in & tell the D.J. what I thought it was & the D.J.announced it & I nearly DIED of embarresment. It then became a standing joke for the rest of the summer season.

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