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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    On the sea limp
    A a portion litter fairy
    Landfill, I wanna leave ben a hen.
    One bizarre rim, On a beach a little horse says "Mona's sad" "I wanna leave Ben again"
    On wheelie, On a wizzer, or a whale
    And a cold mama said that I don't

    Artist: Pearl Jam
    Real Lyric: UnsealedOn a porch a letter satThen you said i wanna leave it againOnce I saw her on a beach of weathered sandAnd on the sand I wanna leave it again... yeahOn a weekend I wanna wish it all away yeah...And they called and I said that I want what I saidAnd then I call out againAnd the reason oughta leave her calm I knowI said i don't know whetherIn the box or the bagAh yeah ehh....Can you see themOut on the porchBut they don't waveI see them round the front way yeahAnd I know I don't want to stay...Make me cry Ooooh I seeI dont know theres something elseI wanna drum it all awayOh I said I dont, I dont know whether Im a boxer or the bagAh yeah ehh....Can you see themOut on the porchBut they dont waveI see them round the front way yeahAnd I know I dont want to stayI dont wanna stay (2x)DontDont wannaOh... yeah... oooh...



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    i remember when I first heard this when I was 14 and me and a couple friends would spend time coming up with lyrics for this perplexing song

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