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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    On my birthday you sang me Heart of Gold
    With a guitar humming and vocal nodes

    Artist: Lady Gaga
    Song: You and I
    Real Lyric: On my birthday you sang me Heart of GoldWith a guitar humming and no clothes

    The story:

    A friend of mine has vocal nodes, so I thought Gaga's cool Nebraska
    guy might be going through the same issues.

    I heard these lyrics bleeped out at a school function and wondered
    why they would censor "vocal nodes," so I got online and checked it
    out for myself.

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