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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    On a ceiling
    On a voice of leather, say
    Let me say, I wanna leave Ben again
    Once I saw him on a pizza with a ocean
    Mona said, I wanna leave it again.

    On a weed, yeah, I'm a wizard on a whale.
    Man, I called Launa, said "nana whoa wannazay"
    Then I

    Artist: Pearl Jam
    Real Lyric: *incoherent mumbling*

    The story:

    I figured I'd just post the entirety of my perception
    of Yellow Ledbetter, because even while misheard the
    song seems to tell a slightly coherent story.

    In this version of the song, Eddie Vedder is a
    homosexual vegetarian man who is having problems with
    his boyfriend, Ben. To ease his pain he smokes some
    marijuana, which leads him to believe he is a whale-
    riding wizard. He calls his friend Launa whilst under
    the influence and rants incoherently about Ben before
    taking some Aleve and getting arrested for ambiguous
    reasons. Once in jail he calls his mom and angrily
    confronts her about the ugly turtleneck sweaters that
    she keeps sending him, and then proceeds to hallucinate
    whales, foxes and bodily fluids for the remainder of
    the song.

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