The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black
I figured I'd just post the entirety of my perception
of Yellow Ledbetter, because even while misheard the
song seems to tell a slightly coherent story.
In this version of the song, Eddie Vedder is a
homosexual vegetarian man who is having problems with
his boyfriend, Ben. To ease his pain he smokes some
marijuana, which leads him to believe he is a whale-
riding wizard. He calls his friend Launa whilst under
the influence and rants incoherently about Ben before
taking some Aleve and getting arrested for ambiguous
reasons. Once in jail he calls his mom and angrily
confronts her about the ugly turtleneck sweaters that
she keeps sending him, and then proceeds to hallucinate
whales, foxes and bodily fluids for the remainder of
3/15/2013 10:18 pm
Age it happened
Better than original?
Convinced others you were right?
Was partying involved?
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