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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    olives are green and crimson

    Artist: Donovan
    Real Lyric: Arisari and crimson

    The story:

    singing in the car with my husband, he was quick to point out the real lyrics. not being much of an artist/painter, I'd never even heard of arisari and crimson.

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    I remember that, when I looked over the lyrics in Hit Parader magazine in 1967, those words were given as "alizarian crimson" (and I had thought that this section of the song was in some foreign language until that point.)

    shaulceder Mar 23, 2015 7:05 am