The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black
We were studying the English Civil War in History and the teacher told us about Oliver Cromwell's New Model Army. I put my hand up and said, "It's like in that Elvis Costello song, except the words are Oliver Zombie not Oliver's Army." Needless to say, everyone burst out laughing!
4/3/2004 1:42 am
Age it happened
Better than original?
Convinced others you were right?
Was partying involved?
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