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    Song: Eve

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    Old man is a guinea pig

    Song: Sigh No More
    Real Lyric: Oh man is a giddy thing



    The story:

    My daughters and I were singing along with the Sigh No More cd in the car the other day. As I sang the line correctly, my middle daughter interrupted me to say that she thought the lyric was as written above. She then asked if the song meant that our neighbor (a self-proclaimed "old man") was really a guinea pig. After we all stopped laughing, I explained the correct lyrics. She thinks hers make more sense!

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